The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.